Gay succumbs to Dix
Quite possibly the funniest sports headline yet.

Quite possibly the funniest sports headline yet.

Nothing much to say here except… what a douchess.

Presenting the Uni-Signal

On December 10, 1868, the first traffic lights were installed outside the British Houses of Parliament in London, by railway engineer J. P. Knight. 142 years later, it is redesigned.
The Uni-Light, which stands for “Universal Light,” is the first real major redesign of the the basic stoplight we’ve all been accustomed to. Why, you say? The not-so-obvious obvious answer is: for the color blind. Now, red-green colorblind people will have an easier time spotting the changes by the use of shapes (why didn’t anyone think of that?). Red gets a triangle, yellow remains circular, while green goes square.
Clever.
NEW DELHI–At least 17 members of a wedding party including the bridegroom were killed on Tuesday when their vehicles were hit by a truck in southern India, a local report said.
Twelve people were declared dead at the scene and five other passengers died of their injuries in hospital, the Press Trust of India news agency reported, quoting local police in the state of Andhra Pradesh.
The accident happened when the truck driver lost control of his vehicle and rammed into two parked tractors with trailers carrying the wedding party, in Warangal district, 140 kilometres (almost 90 miles) from the state capital, Hyderabad.
About 20 people were also injured.
Road accidents are common in India, mainly caused by rash driving, poor maintenance of vehicles and overcrowding.
Agence France-Presse
Presenting the Oullim Spirra
The Korean invasion is at large. Korea’s Oullim Motors has created the the country’s first “real” supercar. The company just recently revealed the final specs, even though the concept has gone through many revisions in the past.
The top model, the Spirra EX, is powered by 2.7-liter Hyundai twin-turbo V6 that cranks out 500 horsepower and 398 lb-ft of torque, making it (in paper) capable of competing with Lamborghinis and Ferraris.
Read from Autoblog.
Oh, Megan. What we don’t understand in the first place is, who in their right mind would call of an engagement to Megan Fox? Good thinking, BAG (Brian Austin Green).
Brian, 36, proposed to Megan, 24, in a beach in Hawaii on June 1. Sources say they somehow lost the ring after Megan started jumping for joy.
Read from Just Jared.

Can you say “ouch” “rocket science?”
Megan Fox was recently placed in the spotlight (once again) because she recommended vinegar as a sort of agent for detoxifying. She was quoted as saying:
“It just cleanses out your system entirely.”
“It will get rid of… for women who retain water weight from your menstrual cycle and all that… it gets rid of it really fast.”
“I’m not one for dieting or exercising, because I’m lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while ’cause of the amount of sugar I take in.”
So now, health experts have been slamming her because they say there is no truth to this. For example, dietitian Lucy Jones said:
“As attractive as it sounds, there is no magic pill, lotion or potion for a quick fix to weight loss.”
“The body, including the liver, is a well-oiled detoxing machine, which will not be improved by vinegar, whether it be organic, apple cider, unfiltered, or your bog-standard malt vinegar.”
As to Sploogee!‘s stand to this whole ruckus? Screw the doctors, Megan Fox knows all! What’s a little vinegar going to do to hurt your system, if Megan loves it, so do we!
SYDNEY—An Australian woman who claims she developed mould on her lungs as a result of working in a damp basement was told to have sex to cure her health problems, her lawyer claimed Tuesday.
Regina Senger is suing her employer and the owner of the building where she worked after developing headaches, respiratory and sinus problems, her solicitor Rebecca Jancauskas said.
The Queensland property manager was allegedly forced to work alone in “pervasive, pungent” dampness with mould growing on the walls and carpet.
And tests revealed spores were sprouting in her lungs, Jancauskas said.
In a show of “flagrant disregard” for her symptoms, she was told that having sex would cure her health problems when she asked to be moved, Jancauskas added.
“The injury and ill health caused is very substantial in that it impacts on all aspects of one’s life…the compensation could be substantial,” she said.
Senger left the company to undergo medical treatment in March, and has only been able to return to work part-time elsewhere, Jancauskas said.
Agence France-Presse